Sry I called you an 8
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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