I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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