nut hugger
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
