I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
After last night, I could never be a politician.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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