Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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