I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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