The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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