Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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