:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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