plz talk dirty to me
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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