hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
tell me about the eggs
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