i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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