Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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