I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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