he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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