If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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