i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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