he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize