What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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