You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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