Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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