i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Randomize
