i don't plan on having that self control this summer
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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