i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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