he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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