Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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