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I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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