im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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