Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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