woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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