Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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