Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I would fuck him just for his dog
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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