It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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