kristin has been a bad kristin
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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