Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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