normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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