My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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