VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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