Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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