u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Randomize
