Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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