All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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