I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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