I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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