So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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