I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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