Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
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