Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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