butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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