Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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