Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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