Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
my liver is dry heaving
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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