I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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