I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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