These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
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