I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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