She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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