i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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