Having a random hookup so left but love u
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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