i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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