I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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