if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
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