yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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