I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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